broken key

the guys at the car wash broke my half broken key. it was already cracked but you would really have to have some huge ass bear claws to demolish it like this.
this motherfucker broke my key

i heard new lexus keys cost $300 bucks/bux/benjamins-3 to be exact. who has that kinda cash in this new economic crisis that i just heard about. do you think the economy is really in trouble or are we just being negative? Im trying to be positive and I'm gonna go out and buy myself a new car, a new house, and get in debt, and enlist in the army/navy seals/whatever G.I. Jane was in/ because A) Im strong B)Im backing america C) Im an idiot D) this is a worthless post.

my car turned into the fucking bat mobile and went in to some gay ass security lock down mode and they couldn't start it and me not understanding spanish that well after taking 2 years of it, I couldn't understand what 4 of the 5 people were saying about how they got my car to not work. I told them they broke the key but they caught me in my lie saying it was already cracked. so i smiled and asked for a free wash, which they gave me.


P.S. in the above picture there is a "DVD" which the government is trying to get me to watch because they say laserdiscs are bad for your health
which we all know is a lie because they have the best quality and best sound and best picture and....

but seriously, is a free wash enough??? my key was cracked, but not demolished. what would you guys do??? I don't know why i ask so many questions/?'s. its what got me kicked out of the navy. < not funny :(