A nice day at the skatepark

How much do you love skateboarding???

So

Fucking

Much

! (bottom 2 photos are jakes leg)

This is what I look like when I make a new post

Dead honest truth. Today my mom took me to the hobby shop and bought me some model airplanes and they actually had a Duck Tales poster there! I was so excited I begged my mom to buy me it. She finally gave in. I came home, jacked it to the new Transformers movie, conditioned my hair of course, and finally made this amazing post you are reading now. Thank god for the W.W.W. (internet-world wide web)

By the way, my big bro Denny just put up some vids me and my family made with him. He's trying to get a big break in the record business. I think we're moving to hollywood soon. I really have faith in the lord our god that Denny will be a hit. I just know he will. What do you think?

On this one you gotta FF (fast forward) a tiny bit. Denny got to talkin as usual, his mind and mouth move at 256 WPM (words per minute) so you gotta keep up. This poem in the form of a song is callled like a seagull. Me and denny drove all the way out to the connecticut coastline for this shoot. Enjoy!

Horse Porn

We used to download videos of horse porn and rename it as a car video, so that when my friend Chris would go to watch them alone, he'd see videos like this instead of "turbo is300 drifting".

One time Chris' dad came in the room when we were watching some sort of fucked up video like this, and instantly knew it was me, that I was the one downloading weird shit and getting viruses on their shitty PC's.

He'd be trying to watch videos like this. Which I also enjoy. I have the same car, except I have no money to put anything on it or into it, so its completely stock.

Leprachaun Sighting

Who else see a leprachaun say yeahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! That guy has to be the most intelligent human ever made.  Someone buy me a digi camera!!!

Does anyone believe that they actually saw a leprachaun. And by the way that was the most amazing amateur sketch ever done.

Heres a remix of that guy who says "gimme da gold"

Baker/Deathwish Tour Reviews

So the positive feedback is pouring in over here. This is from an outraged parent to a shop the dudes just did a demo at. So great.


From an outraged parent to a shop:
Hey Dan,

Not complaining but I just thought I'd fill you in on this stuff...I fielded 3 calls from outraged parents today (one I believe even called youguys) and had one return a Baker deck today because she didn't want hermoney going to you guys.Then I came home and received these messages to our myspace:"What happened the other night at Penn Valley Park.

I know tons of people on parks and rec, and they would fill that place with pea gravel if theyknew what happened for the Baker event. Skaters drunk as can be. Drugs, beer and trashy music blaring loadly. Half the skaters were high and drunk. Greco could not even seem to skate. Lizard man..... whatever, drinking and acting like an ass all night. Sure he skates great, but tonsof parents hear this stuff and you move skaters back 10 years. Stupid event.

Ever hear of a broom to clear dirt and crap from surface. The placelooked and smelled real bad. I for one will not support the team or yourshop in the future. Think I dont matter much....I,m on the board ofdirectors of several big sports clubs around KC. I help determain wheretons of parents go to shop for equiptment and other non typical sportsgifts and skate items. We did a couple thousand with your company last year. This type of event is just above PORN .... and I,m no prude. Believeme. Your people seemed to be having a great time, but this event wastrash. Imho.....Jim B""I thought you guys said we would for sure get something with are ticketlike you said 10 numbers in the raffle ticket and that was it any way iwish andrew and dollin or spanky were there since i waited 4/5 hours"

How fucking amazing was that???


For more pics go to: kr3wapparel.com
I think we might go to the last stop of the tour in vegas if anyone wants to go::; xoxoxoxoxo no homo

Is Lil' Wayne the new 2pac?

2Pac:

Lil' Wayne:

I've heard Lil' Wayne is this generations 2pac. I think that might actually be true to some degree. I feel like 2pac understood the people in his community, like he related to them and new their problems. I get the impression that 2pac was the voice of the people for his time, that what he was saying had some sense of earnestness to it, like there was a problem with the world that needed to be fixed right away. 

I'm not sure if 2pac is still alive, but Lil' Wayne taking over his crown as the peoples champ is pretty gnarly, I hope he wouldn't be bummed. There are a grip of Lil' Wayne songs that I feel he relates directly to the people of today. Don't get me wrong, 2pacs music still speaks to me and everyone that is alive today, but Lil' Waynes attitude is a bit different. I feel like both 2pac and Lil' Wayne have grown up with a struggle and are grateful and happy to be where their at. I feel like them being at the top, they help their homies out. That them being on top is a good thing for their community, family and friends. The University of Berkeley offers a class on just the poetry of 2pac. He wrote a 200 page book of poetry. 

This is an excerpt from his bio on a fan page: "I remember crying all the time. My major thing growing up was I couldn't fit in. Because I was from everywhere. I didn't have no buddies that I grew up with. 

"By the age of twelve, Tupac had discovered his loves for acting, writing love songs and poetry. As a young teen, his family moved to Baltimore , MD, where he attended The Baltimore School for the Performing Arts studying acting and ballet. 

At this school, Tupac left a lasting impression on his teachers and was showing tremendous potential......

Lil' Wayne:

From Wikipedia:

(He was born Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr. and grew up in the Hollygrove neighborhood of New Orleans, Louisiana. Dwayne was in the gifted program at Lafayette Elementary School, and was in the drama club in middle school.  At age eleven, he met Bryan Williams, rapper and owner of Cash Money Records. Wayne recorded freestyle raps on Williams' answering machine; Williams would eventually mentor the young Wayne and include him in Cash Money-distributed songs.. He dropped out of school at age 14, but then later gained his credits. That same year, Wayne accidentally shot himself in the chest with a .44-caliber and was in critical condition but recovered.  In an interview with Blender, Wayne revealed that while growing up, one of his favorite bands was the rock group Nirvana, and cites them as a major influence in his music.) Right there, he's been through alot of shit already. How fucking rad is it that he liked Nirvana growing up. Continued: In the summer of 2004, Wayne released Tha Carter. Often cited as a highlight of his career, Tha Carter marked a significant development in Wayne's flow and delivery, as the young rapper began to employ more original diction and syntax, while occasionally experimenting with his voice and inflection. 

One of the most amazing things about Lil' Wayne is how many different styles he has. Each song is different. He seems pretty politically informed, and knows what he speaks about. Make your own decision. Both are amazing. Lil' Wayne could very well be the new 2pac, that is unitl Makaveli returns.  

A Hard Day At The Office

Cha Cha tonight, or a date with Heath?

Not Kirchart. Heath Ledger, who is best known for his role in 10 Things I Hate About You:

Which also has that girl from the Secret of Alex Mack or whatever. That show was really sick actually. I was super down.

That picture says: can super powers be cool? fuck yes they can. I am super gay and its working out pretty well.
Heres a clip from the film hailed by critics and fans worldwide popularly known as 10 Things I Hate About Daniel/YOU. 

So should I watch Heath kill it >>
and fuck Julia Styles who we all know is a cunt from her amazing role in save the last dance

 where I think she pretends to be a girl from an urban neighborhood. Sam just told me she thinks Julia Styles looks like a cat. Lets see a comparison. (not sure if that was spelled correctly)

Julia Styles:

 

Wait, I just realized Julia Styles' character in 10 Things is named KAT. Hahah.
Bonus super cool remixed movie poster for 10 Things done by Julia Styles as her character KAT.

Heath skating in NY. Probly headed to tha Brooklyn Banks.
RIP Heath. Ima pour out some liquor like these two homies.

I h888888 my house

I just walked through a fortress that looks like this:

full of plants and bugs. minus the cute tucan and jaguar or cougar or whatever, and i fucking hate this stupid lock these marks put on tha gate. I can't even tell you how many minutes I've wasted in my life trying to open this stupid thing when my hands are full of fast food or something else healthly, so worthless. i always hope its burnt down when i get here, even if my shit is in it. heres a picture of the house. me and scotty went to some club tonight. it had dim mak banners, so obviously it was horrible. beers were a smooth 8 bux.
anybody else like pot pies and potato chips????

One thing you should know about me is

I love tigers. I love all sorts of tigers, white ones and swimming siberians


and I guess these. this video is called "tiger feeding" haha

m83 video kills it at life

Graveyard Girl from the new album or whatever

The Teenagers

So, this wouldn't be my blog unless I write about the teenagers. pretty much my favorite band even though they're a joke to most. I'm pretty sure if I was gay, the singer would be my boyfriend. No homo of course as Theotis would say. Is this a music or skate or friend or life blog? I'm not sure that it matters or even that anyone will read this besides me.

The Phonograph

Has been on repeat in me and jonels cars. good song makes me sad happy and want to drink

Vincent Alvarez

So this new guy Vincent Alvarez kills it. Made me psyched to skate. I didn't even break my board today. Amazing. Thanks for showing me this Jake. Where is that one video of Ali boulala trying to ollie that set and laughing when his pants are all blown out and shit.

So I started a blog

I don't have a digital camera so I'll figure out how to post shit soon.