Went to my cousin's bar mitzvah in Arizona this weekend. My mom, her boyfriend, my grandpa and me all piled into a rented mini van for the however many hour drive. My grandpa made us stop literally 10 times to piss. He shit his pants on the way too. that was awesome. I've visited almost every rest stop from San Diego to Arizona now. Sick.
This is my mom dancing to fucking LiMp BiZkIT at a rest stop. My mom's boyfriend put on the song, "its just one of those days when you wanna break shit." he says its his "bad day" song. my mom was "stretching'" outside. 
My room. 
Got to the room just in time to watch the penguin (oswald cobblepot to some), max shreck, and batman face off in Batman Returns. 
Hell yeah. Met the bartender. His name is Mike. I would later find out everyone calls him "Margarita Mike." He hooked me a chocolate shake, a few beers, and a smooth margarita, for free. so psyched. I charged a few to my room, thanks uncle mike.
He told me there were broads at this sports bar down the street. After a ride from the shuttle, which had the oldest man in history driving it, and he hustled me for a 2 dollar tip, I got to the bar. I pretty much got vibed outta that place cuz I didn't have a sports jersey on. The debate was on in the bar. I could overhear it. Sounded like McCain was trying to bully his way into the white house. Just cuz he's "served" this country for a million years and was almost fed to tigers wherever he was tortured, doesn't mean we should vote for him. he doesn't believe in abortion, just tell that dude to sit in fucking L.A. traffic. He'll get the drift
my cousin Aliya
wasted baby syndrome.
So much atti-tude. This child was running around loose and I asked "Who's baby is this?" Everyone immediately yelled back as if it was a race, "the chiropractors baby!!!!" Ok, well, I don't know who the fuck "the chiropractor" is, but it sounds fishy to me.. If you ask me, it looks like Simba. 
One of these is my cousin. The other two are her friends. I slipped these 3 a few drinks, for the purposes of the blog only. So I could get a photo of A) Underrage Drinking, and B) a video of a drunk 15 year old telling me about how fucked up she was once as seen below. They also like Young Jeezy and LIl' Wayne, big surprise. They kept saying how much more fun they would be having if "A Millie" came on. I'm pretty sure everyone in America loves those two right now. By the way, who are you voting for: Jeezy or Weezy?? 
Trapasso??? I mean.. We are in AZ.
Hillary and some fag with a shiny face. She lives in Santa Monica. I know I've met her before this trip but can't remember where
My little cousin Jackson. I skated with him out front, tried to show him some things or two, managed not to fall, that's the best trick I can do.
Aren't these the dinos from Pee Wee's Big Adventure????
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