Wednesday, December 31, 2008

jake johnson and steve durante

sick part


steve durante


both of which i saw at :::

http://boiltheocean.wordpress.com/

which is a pretty sick skate blog

A Story For New Years Bra@!

So I came home from SD earlier and my roommate was bumpin some dirty south/swamp rock with slide guitar... blah blah, anyway, there's a fairly rough broad here with fairly rough tats and he's cookin up a storm, drinking red wine (basically the works). So then she left all abruptly and I was topless doin laundry. So he comes back and tells me the following: (in less than a hundred words bra)
Him: Yo
Me: Whatup
Him: Dude, did you see that girl that was just here?
---(AS IF I MISSD HER OR SUMTHIN)--
Me: Yeah, why whatsup?
Him: Dude, cuz she just threw up on my dick.
Me: No way!!!!! :) :)
Him: Yeah man, she was deepthroating like a champ and then she just threw up all over my dick.
Me: Weren't you guys drinking like.. red wine and shit?

Him: Yeah, and some noodles I cooked up.
Me: Ew, No fucking way thats sick.
Him: Yeah man, I'm cleaning up my floor right now. What are you doing for new years?
Me: I don't know I'm still trying to figure it out.

The moral of the story is:: what the fuck is the plan for tonight??

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

This is .... (unbelievable)

Antwuan Dixon has either lost his mind, or is the gnarliest human I know, actually I think both. Fuck. What kind of future lays for a person that does this to himself. I hope he never sees this post, cuz he scares me, but when he's sober he's a really nice guy.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Wildcat

eli cash - assistant professor at brooks college.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

how dope is this song

its was a sir mix a lot song originally named Posse on Broadway. But now it's

santogold - I'm a Lady/Posse on Broadway Diplo Remix

Thursday, December 25, 2008

biting from Skateboard MAG news section

So Black Box decided to offer all their videos online for 3.99 each. I don't know how I feel about this, actually, its kinda sick, cuz we're gonna rip them into quicktime formats anyway for our ipod/psp/ps3/xbox540, so why not make the extra 3.99. jamie is a true businessman and pioneer, even if almost everyone i know that works for blackbox got laid off. the people that got laid off are homies that loved that fucking company since it was nothing, so maybe that wasn't a good choice, but fuck, i mean what are you gonna do, skate shit isn't selling. the economy is fucked, blah blah, i know we're all stressed. peace out

sick run at UCSD

SD heads, remember skating this school for hours and hours every weekend, getting our moms to drive us there, or taking the bus (LC) - Loser Cruiser. I remember hearing Ronson Lambert got so mad skating here, that he skated all the way back to Encinitas. like a 18 minute drive, so figure out how fucking long that took him. too bad he skates for World now. Sorry Ronson if you're reading this. You still my homie, but come on, World?? I almsot just deleted that shit talking I did on my old friend for no reason, but I thought it should stay cuz thats how my fuckin mind runs and blah blah blah.

Girl is a Cock Zombie, craving for sperm >>>>I Am Cock

I AM LEGEND. An ok flick right, not super good, but not super bad, just whatever. Now, someone has come along and paid tribute to I am Legend, by twisting it into a porno. nice! Zombies crave cock apparently. Ewwww

My part from 2004 in sick ass video CARNAGE ASADA!

this is my quick part in the homie video "Carnage Asada" from 2004. remember these times?? i do. i was a way more happy person and i actually beleived/believed that i had a future. sorry old daniel from 2004, the daniel from 2008 ruined your life. I wish i had words to express how sorry i am. i tried sort of, i thought it would work out for me, but ya know what, it didn't, and guess what. we're fucked together... not really actually, you have a much better life than i do, stay in the past. good luck. change our future, cuz the one i'm in suxxxx ballszzzzz.!!! you son of a bitch.

I////....

I.....
I hate almost everything about myself, but do in fact like a few things. I didn't get in to school. I re-applied, but apparently, my work doesn't show enough "techincal ability.""""" Fuck ARt Center college of design. fuck college. fuck my life. fuck friends. fuck!!!!! what am i gonna do????? I dunno. Do yoU?? cuz i don't have any answers. i suck at everything. i planned on being successful and owning a ferrari one day. is my dream over??? do i have a future??? can i live each day, knowing that i hate my job at corporate fucking gay ass urban outfitters???? no, I can't. I have no options. I have no future. There was at least one moment in my life, where I actually believed that I might become something, I'm having deja vu, i wonder why, my wrist hurts/hearts from typing. fuck life. fck life. FCK LFE!!!!!! Fuck my kea-board!!!!! it sucks, along with my mouse and slow internet, PLUS, my VHS player broke, and I only believe in VHS these days so basically my life is over. goodbye cruel world. i'm retiring to my cheez-its and top ramen like a baller baby!!! fuck you goodnight and good luck kyz

Monday, December 22, 2008

Who else loves craigslist

when you're searching for work so you can survive, you come across shit like this....


Short film love humor (the title of these peoples post)

Male actor of Latin or Middle Eastern to play rude man seeking love.

Female actor of Latin or Middle Easter to play shy type girl who falls in love with rude boy.

Send pics to rcmonje@yahoo.com

Shot over next couple of weeks



I want to fall in love with a rude boy god damnit

Bob Dylan and Johnny Cash! - Girl From The North Country

Sick ass song and video. Just heard this song for the first time a few days ago. I need to get some more Bob Dylan songs.

All I want for Hannukah/Chanukah/Xmas/Christmas

Is a "Snuggie." A snuggie keeps you eternally warm.

Monday, December 15, 2008

When you're almost getting over being sick

so when you're sick, and you're almost getting better should you:
A) drink cough syrup and watch a movie with a broad
B) Chill out, sleep, get bettter etc..
C)



fucking obviously C! and get blacked out for scotties bday. who cares about tomorrow when we're living in today

Harmony Korrine is cool


Harmony Korrine is a genius. There I said it. The writer of "KIDS" (when he was only fucking 18), one of my favorite movies ever, is amazing. When I think of someone I look up to and wish I could be "in theory" it's him. I wanted to be on heroin and writing amazing films and shooting amazing photos in New York while dating Chloe Sevigny. Anyway, I'm too lazy to research and write a ton about him, but he's dope. Heres some of his work including a trailer for his newest film "Mr. Lonely." Which is about a Michael Jackson impersonator living in Paris, who meets a Marilyn Monroe impersonator, and they travel to someplace where other impersonators are. This guy is amazing. Fuck. Inspiring. I need to shoot something. I love the rain. Whether/Wheather/Weather its' shooting film, photos, writing poetry with/without Mark Gonzales, or writing a screenplay, I enjoy his work.... about half the time to be honest... but thats good enough, i mean fuck, he wrote KIDS.


Trailer for his film "Mister Lonely" 2007

dope ass excerpt from a book.
some of his photos



illustrations and other mixed media






I just realized this is a weak post. Fuck, I fuckin suck at fuckin blogging and thinking fuck you

MRA Bitches!!!

This is a part from the third video by MRA.
It's old.


MRA4 comming soon.

Jizz and Love It!



by mackey

Im sure you've seen this by now but look anyway

our retarded president getting a shoe thrown at him. i love it. Where the fuck was the secret service, they were sleeping at that shit, geez/jeez.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Skateboarders for Jesus?


Did you know that Stephen Baldwin, brother of actor Alec, made a skate video called "Livin It"???/ yeah and it has Sierra Fellers in it preaching about jesus or something like that. Weird.

sup playboys and girls

whatsup for tonight???

Thursday, December 11, 2008

French Miami

Continuing my Math Rock/Psychadelic/Electronic/Low Fi/indie obsession. I've come across another band worth telling you bastards about. French Miami. From San Fansico. I have no audio clips, but luckily theres a video of them playing their best song "Science Fiction" live!

Wish I could play the damn guitar, too bad my dad bought me 1 a long time ago called "The Terminator". An all black guitar with a built in amp and speaker. so sick! Too bad I smashed it, (or tried to, I told my mom I did, but its hard to break a guitar when you're like 10) and then I threw it the canyon. Fuck, maybe its still there.
As soon as I get some money, I'm buying one of these back.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Kanye West - 808's & Heartbreaks (Entire album streaming below)

Kanye West is back, all grown up and more emo, but with more knowledge of love and loss. Not so much about shutter shades and flashing lights, this album is about a man who has just lost his mother and looking to make sense of it all. Even though he's still looking for love, Kanye takes his time through every song, making his points and letting us all know hes back, and his sound is once again ahead of the game, even though the voice enhancer thing he uses isn't new, it hasn't been used in such a mature way for a while, if ever. Lets not waste time trying to categorize this album, so what if it is a hip hop Phil Collins album, Kanye takes us to a dark place in the dead of night, racing down a back road in a black lamborghini, no ice, no bling, just a man dealing with his own genius and the ins and outs of life. Sad and angry at moments, Kanye isn't alone, he has his music. I imagine this is Kanye's way of dealing with life, this album is his best yet. There are moments of light though, Kanye shines through (like a diamond) with some fucking jams, that get you psyched to go out and live, and not take this life for granted.
Kanye West - 808s & Heartbreak

Monday, December 8, 2008

Emails from Mom/Mum/Mommy/Ma/Mama/Mamasita/Mamacita

Sometimes my mom sends me emails that are ridiculously funny.....
This email was titled "New Employee" - my dog KARMA

She also found a sticky note with my bday wish list from who knows how long ago: what I wanted then and what I want now hasn't changed much:
Pogs, Nintendo, Sega, rollerblade holder, sports bag, soccer stuff.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Work Party/Chairlift

Twins basil...
Chairlift played.heres a clip of them live from somewhere else. just so you can get a sense of how sick this band is live. By the way, I was in the very front right next to the singer. I was falling in love with her. I felt like I was the only one that knew the words, and I was thinking, I could get to a point where I could love her for her, not just because shes in an amazing band that I adore. Her eyes and her hair were amazing. Evident Utensil live - ChairliftI got the set list from Chairlift